Hello, world

Custard story de jeur: he's on cable broadband, but the Internet keeps coming and going -- the cable modem can't lock onto the cable signal, so I check the wiring. It's pinned up the wall, and there's alot of damage, the plastic stripped away and the shielding wire all over the shop. "Oh yes, " says the custard "we put it there because the dog was munching on it." "Really?" I ask. "Yep. He munches on that other cable too." He points. He points at an electrical power strip. With its wires torn down to bare. Voltage! It's what's for breakfast!